Thursday, 9 December 2010

Pardew hits jackpot thanks to Mad Mike Ashley

Every neutral's favourite Pardew moment!
Not content with one cock-eyed decision, Newcastle owner Mike Ashley's scored a rather unique double!

Not even Deadly Doug Ellis could've boasted that with his managerial swingdoor at Villa Park.

Because in sacking Chris Hughton after leading Newcastle to the Championship at the first time of asking, Mad Mike's brought in Alan Pardew - on a five-and-a-half year contract!

Ashley declared Newcastle needed a coach of greater experience and pedigree: Martin Jol's instantaneous departure from Ajax suddenly seemed less than co-incidental and Martin O'Neill, though expensive, would've made Hughton's sacking look brutal, rather than stupid.

Instead, the silver-haired, silver-tongued Pardew got the nod after meeting Toon Chief Executive Derek Llambias in a casino which he manages!

Pardew's been a canny lad here, bartering a long-term contract in exchange for a comparatively small salary. £450,000 a year is much, much less than other Premier League bosses get.

Ashley takes advice from the bottom of a beer glass.

But all it does is incentivise Pardew to fail inside three seasons. The lawyer at the League Managers Association should diarise his appointments calendar for sometime in 2013.

As an outside observer of Newcastle since the heady days of Kevin Keegan, it appeared that in Chris Hughton, Mad Mike had finally landed the right guy.

A decent, well-liked man, with a lower-than-average profile and no ego.

Newcastle United were always the fall guy to a false Messiah or Big Name drafted in from a smaller, more successful club, whose reputation promised to end the silverware drought.

But not only had Hughton galvanised the Toon out of the total chaos of relegation, Alan Shearer and all, but also restored the Premier League to St James' Park in the most unlikely of circumstances.

Newcastle are now mid-table, providing England with their centre-forward, enjoying wins at Everton and Arsenal and thumping home victories over Aston Villa and local rivals, Sunderland.

Now Pardew, sitting on the contract of his life is set up, while the team around him are instantly unsettled by events. The tension is completely the wrong way around!

How not to run a successful Football Club.

Well, at least Ashley's wasting his own cash and no-one else's. But you can't play games with people's passions forever. And once again for no reason at all, the Toon Army have been ignored and made fools of.

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  1. The stats don't lie- sacked as West Ham, Charlton and Southampton boss.....

    He did a good job at Reading but that was before he got ahead of his station and started shagging the players wives....

    I don't agree with the goings on of Carroll, Nolan and Barton off the pitch but I'd 'love it' if he went too far with one of their girls, because none of those three would shy away from giving him a hiding!...

    I have it on good authority that the senior players at Southampton demanded that they sacked him after he shagged one of the players wives....Unfortunately they did it after a 4-0 win!

    He should've taken them up last season, people say he did well after a 10 point deduction but they didn't win until September....

    It wasn't his fault that Charlton were relegated from the Prem, but it was that they didn't got straight back up and then went down from the Championship!

    I'm not even a Newcastle fan but I am fuming!

  2. Reports of similar problems with female staff at West Ham .....

  3. Good evening from Ali in Dubai- dis man is no bloody good. The stench of failure follows him everywhere- and I'm bloody loving all your Villa references cocker...


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