Wikipedia: panic buying defined as Villa signing Darren Bent!

Oh no! Someone's been at the whisky, I mean wiki cabinet again.

Panic buying is defined on Wikipedia is an imprecise term for acquiring an unusually large amount or paying multiples of value for goods or services in response to a crisis.

It appears Aston Villa's purchase of Darren Bent is the latest example of panic buying, according to the world's leading Internet encyclopedia!

Let's hope it's removed from their pages as mere poppycock and folly before midnight.

Darren Bent: a panic buy? shurely shome mishtake!