Toon bid to avoid relegation!

Let's hope Newcastle score all their goals in the first-half - after winning the toss! Mind you, the north-east is well and truly over-represented in the relegation stakes. If it wasn't for West Bromwich Albion, the Toon could be joined by Sunderland and Middlesbrough in a unique relegation dance! Perhaps coastal erosion in the Tyne Tees area can't come quick enough. It'd save a lot of bother anyway.

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