|He can't wear that again. I hope he only rented it.|
Not even Roxy Music's sax player would've chosen something that brash. Even John Barnes gasped at his choice of evening wear!
Cristiano Ronaldo and Andres Iniesta were the two others nominated, but in a year of individual goalscoring achievements with an astonishing 91 for the calendar year, few would argue with the pre-eminence of the Argentine in 2012.
So who voted for who? Here's a fascinating slideshow which demonstrates the tactical voting and nepotism in some of the voting. Despite that, FIFA can more than justify the three that were nominated this year.
Early tip for at least a nomination next year? Radamel Falcao, who figured in many a player's personal top three - including the third choice of England manager Roy Hodgson.
Falcao's certain to be top of the shopping lists of all the major European clubs.